To Everything A Season

How To Get A Day Off 

(And a Giveaway Reminder)

 
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
 
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Weird' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
 
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
 
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
 
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Losing It' and give me a few days off.
 
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What for Pete's sake are you doing?'
 
I told him I was a light bulb.
 
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...
 
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

 She said, "I'm going home, too.  I can't work in the dark."

P.S. I have many blonde friends! This was in no way meant to offend anyone. Just wanted to give you a good laugh this Friday morning.

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