Friday, October 1, 2010

How To Get A Day Off 
(And a Giveaway Reminder)
 
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

 
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Weird' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

 
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

 
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

 
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Losing It' and give me a few days off.

 
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What for Pete's sake are you doing?'

 
I told him I was a light bulb.

 
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

 
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)
 She said, "I'm going home, too.  I can't work in the dark."

P.S. I have many blonde friends! This was in no way meant to offend anyone. Just wanted to give you a good laugh this Friday morning.

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23 comments:

  1. Funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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  2. Thanks for the morning laugh!!!!!!!! Enjoy your weekend!!!

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  3. Nothing like a great laugh to start the day!

    Happy weekend,
    Debi

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  4. LOL...great story....have a great weekend..

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  5. TOO FUNNY!! You brightened up my day!! I'm ready to leave work already and it's only 9:00!!!

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  6. Very cute. A nice laugh on a cloudy Friday morning! :-)

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  7. I'm practicing acting like a light bulb right now for when I get to work today.

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  8. Hi! Daina, this was so cute! Needed that laugh!! I will share it with my daughter; for she a Blonde!! Have a wonderful day!

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  10. I just passed this onto one of my friends.
    She loves blonde jokes. This one is cute.

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  11. hee, hee! You know what a redhead is??? A rusted blonde - hah ;)

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  12. My daughter and 2 oldest grandsons are blondes. I'm gonna have to pass this onto them. They'll love it!

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  13. HMMMPPFFFFF-Remind me to get even-lol Did you know OLD blondes are smarter? lol Diana

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  14. That's great!!! I needed a good laugh.

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  15. Oh my goodness that was funny - thanks - made my night! sandie

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  16. Brenda,

    Hey, I know girl! See you soon.

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  17. LOL! I'll try not to take offense at this! LOL!! hee hee

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  18. That was just to funny. I so needed a laugh tonight. Thank you so much.
    Have a great weekend!

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  19. Very cute and funny!! I'm telling this one to my (blond) daughter!!
    Patricia :o)

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