Monday, September 14, 2009

ESTROGEN ISSUES


10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'



1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.

6 Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.'

8. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

9. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


If you had already read this, it was worth reading again! I know we could all add to the list. What would be your #10?


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1. time at home
2. birthday meal for Jenna
3. worship
4. cooler weather
5. a bargain
6. leftovers
7. rain
8. finished projects
9. hugs
10. more rain

11 comments:

  1. haha, funny, Diana....and I could add a few such as
    "You have reason to believe that Global Warming IS a real issue!" and "your brain feels like swiss cheese and only retains a few things a day"....
    Laughing out loud here....

    Suzanne

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  2. Road rage, my husbands teases me. He says he just knows that one day he's going to get a phone call about something happening at the mall. When I rage with him he says watch out shes fried green tomatoes. If you haven't seen the movie rent it. Kathy Bates is hilarious.

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  3. You certainly added a smile to my day. It just was a little too close for comfort to read each of those "ways to know". Thank you! I am sharing those with my friends tomorrow.

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  4. What fun lists. Hope you have a great day!

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  5. I'm going to have a cow - that was SOOO funny!!! Yes, it IS the rest of the world with the problem! Duh. I'd have to agree with Thena and the road rage - "You wish that every car came with rubber bumpers on them so you could play bumper cars all over the road!" or... "You wish you could throw magnets at all the cars around you that say 'stupid driver!'"

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  6. Haha, I loved this! Oh how I relate!! Grandma years has its ups but oh those hormones sure can make one wacky as can be!! Laughter sure is the best medicine! Praise God!

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  7. Hi Diana,
    Your blog design is so cute! Love it. I can identify with most the things on your estrogen list...what's that say about me?:o

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  8. Hi Diana,
    Pleased to meet you and thanks for dropping by!
    Always exciting to meet a new friend, especially a sister in Christ. Read some of your posts, very nice. Loved the estrogen one! Oh.....aren't they so true at times!! lol
    Hope to talk with you again soon.
    Have a great evening,
    Blessings, Nellie

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  9. #10... It's 2:00 PM and I'm still in my jammies.

    Thanks for visiting the blog. You are always welcome there.

    peace~elaine
    PS: Your blog is beautiful.

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  10. now that is good...thanks for stopping by to visit

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